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How life is funny and other assorted quotes...
I'd like to share some of my favorite quotes about life, the beauty and brilliance and absurdity of it all....
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back….. Charlie Brown
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.--- George Carlin
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.--George Carlin
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. --- Abraham Lincoln
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat -----Lily Tomlin
Don’t look back, somebody might be gaining on you --- Satchel Paige
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred…..Woody Allen
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
Don't let someone be a priority in your life when you are still an option in their life…unknown
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.....George Carlin
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, you’ll be right… unknown
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.--- Robert Frost
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.-- Will Rogers
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."…. Charles M Schulz
I think I've discovered the secret of life -you just hang around until you get used to it .--Charles M Schulz
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think... George Carlin
I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.--- unknown
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-- Mark Twain
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.----Jack Buck
Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.---Swedish Proverb
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. --- the Buddha
La condition humaine René Magritte
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Mighty Mom 4 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA
You've put together a wonderful list. Some real gems there. George Carlin and Stephen Wright are two of my faves! Thanks for the reminders -- sometimes we take life too seriously and sometimes we take the wrong things too seriously! MM
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Feline Prophet 4 years ago from India Level 1 Commenter
I opted out of the rat race and now I'm a cat! :P
Great collection of quotes! :)
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Bredavies 4 years ago
AHAAHA! This made my night! :)
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Mighty Mom, Feline Prophet, and Bredavies:
Thanks for swinging thru and reading my latest, it so rewarding to be able to share with others the things that I enjoy!!
and FP, a great observation about getting out of the rat race, a cat would never bother with all that nonsense!
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BkCreative 4 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City Level 3 Commenter
We just absolutely need these quotes - they are mini-lessons and big reminders. Thanks so much!
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Jaspal 4 years ago from New Delhi, India Level 1 Commenter
Love your compilation - I'm still hanging around trying to get used to life! :)
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
BkCreative and Jaspal..Glad you enjoyed these quotes, as long as we maintain our sense of humor, we can see everything else is gravy!
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kephrira 4 years ago from Birmingham
Great quotes, I love the one about the rat race.
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Glad you enjoyed it kephira, we all need to take a break from seriousness for awhile...
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Tamarii2 4 years ago from NEW YORK
Enjoyed your work.I believe when people leave these sayings they come from their inner being and last through time.Thanks for responding to my question.>Peace 2 U.
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Thank you too Tamarii2 for visiting my hubs!
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Bing3andPurg3 4 years ago from Smurf Village
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
HAHAHAHA! I love it! thanks for this wonderful list! And thank you for reading and commenting on my blog!
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Mr. Happy 4 years ago from Toronto, Canada Level 3 Commenter
I had a great laugh ... thank you for putting these quotes together. Cheers!
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Mr Happy, it's good to share the laugh with you!
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k@ri 4 years ago from Sunny Southern California
Great quotes! I really enjoyed reading these. Thanks for these. :D
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
glad that these little words of wisdom made you smile, k@ri!
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wrenfrost56 4 years ago from U.K.
Great hub elisabethkcmo, I laughed so much! Great quote's.
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elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Hi there wrenfrost, It's good to hear that you enjoyed these!
and thanks for checking out my hub
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dags the drover 3 years ago from still lost in Western Australia
Wow elisabeth.... great compliation. One of the great things about hubpages is that once stuff is there, its there. So I get to enjoy work today that you put up ages ago..... and its still great.
Thanks and Cheers. Dags the Drover
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elisabethkcmo 3 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
thanks for your comments, dags, guess I need to work on some more hubs...
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Gill Harris 22 months ago from South Africa
So cool. Enjoyed this emmensely. Thanks.Voted up and all that.
Joey King 21 months ago
Yeah g8 minds,a g8 laugh
sailu 21 months ago
these are very beautiful quotes
sonu g 21 months ago
its criously awesome.............. nd tru ofcourse
Carma 20 months ago
I like the Mark Twain quote
ekta 20 months ago
nice thought...abt life....i liked so much@@
albi 20 months ago
cool..........still wondering about life???????????
Kari(not k@ri) 20 months ago
well done! I enjoyed it too!
03kx100! 19 months ago
do what you love...love what you do.
Michael 19 months ago
Wow elisabeth.... great compliation. One of the great things about hubpages is that once stuff is there, its there. So I get to enjoy work today that you put up ages ago..... and its still great.
Thanks and Cheers. Dags the Drover
paul 13 months ago
really teaches us some real lifes stuffs... it was fun as well as inspiring.. thnkz
binod 13 months ago
had a nice time.. liked it (y)
Robynne 12 months ago
As well as all the lessons we learn we realize what really matters and how much value things have right in front of us
hamed atayee 9 months ago
i loved the farting one... =D
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lesliebyars 6 months ago from Alabama Level 4 Commenter
This is a great list!! I voted up and useful!!
nahida 22 3 months ago
this dystem is useful
thankxxxxxxxxx
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How life is funny and other assorted quotes...
I'd like to share some of my favorite quotes about life, the beauty and brilliance and absurdity of it all....
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back….. Charlie Brown
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.--- George Carlin
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.--George Carlin
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. --- Abraham Lincoln
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat -----Lily Tomlin
Don’t look back, somebody might be gaining on you --- Satchel Paige
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred…..Woody Allen
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
Don't let someone be a priority in your life when you are still an option in their life…unknown
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.....George Carlin
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, you’ll be right… unknown
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.--- Robert Frost
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.-- Will Rogers
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."…. Charles M Schulz
I think I've discovered the secret of life -you just hang around until you get used to it .--Charles M Schulz
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think... George Carlin
I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.--- unknown
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-- Mark Twain
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.----Jack Buck
Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.---Swedish Proverb
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. --- the Buddha
La condition humaine René Magritte
Related Search
Quotes
Quotes of the Day
New Car Quotes
The Secret Life
Quotes on the Mind
Last updated on October 22, 2009
Useful {40} • Funny {267} • Awesome {141} • Beautiful {61} • Interesting {80}
PREVIOUSNew Career Ideas New Career IdeasNEXTWhen I Was A Kid..... When I Was A Kid.....
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Mighty Mom 4 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA
You've put together a wonderful list. Some real gems there. George Carlin and Stephen Wright are two of my faves! Thanks for the reminders -- sometimes we take life too seriously and sometimes we take the wrong things too seriously! MM
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Feline Prophet 4 years ago from India Level 1 Commenter
I opted out of the rat race and now I'm a cat! :P
Great collection of quotes! :)
Bredavies profile image
Bredavies 4 years ago
AHAAHA! This made my night! :)
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Mighty Mom, Feline Prophet, and Bredavies:
Thanks for swinging thru and reading my latest, it so rewarding to be able to share with others the things that I enjoy!!
and FP, a great observation about getting out of the rat race, a cat would never bother with all that nonsense!
BkCreative profile image
BkCreative 4 years ago from Brooklyn, New York City Level 3 Commenter
We just absolutely need these quotes - they are mini-lessons and big reminders. Thanks so much!
Jaspal profile image
Jaspal 4 years ago from New Delhi, India Level 1 Commenter
Love your compilation - I'm still hanging around trying to get used to life! :)
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
BkCreative and Jaspal..Glad you enjoyed these quotes, as long as we maintain our sense of humor, we can see everything else is gravy!
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kephrira 4 years ago from Birmingham
Great quotes, I love the one about the rat race.
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Glad you enjoyed it kephira, we all need to take a break from seriousness for awhile...
Tamarii2 profile image
Tamarii2 4 years ago from NEW YORK
Enjoyed your work.I believe when people leave these sayings they come from their inner being and last through time.Thanks for responding to my question.>Peace 2 U.
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Thank you too Tamarii2 for visiting my hubs!
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Bing3andPurg3 4 years ago from Smurf Village
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
HAHAHAHA! I love it! thanks for this wonderful list! And thank you for reading and commenting on my blog!
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Mr. Happy 4 years ago from Toronto, Canada Level 3 Commenter
I had a great laugh ... thank you for putting these quotes together. Cheers!
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Mr Happy, it's good to share the laugh with you!
k@ri profile image
k@ri 4 years ago from Sunny Southern California
Great quotes! I really enjoyed reading these. Thanks for these. :D
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
glad that these little words of wisdom made you smile, k@ri!
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wrenfrost56 4 years ago from U.K.
Great hub elisabethkcmo, I laughed so much! Great quote's.
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 4 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
Hi there wrenfrost, It's good to hear that you enjoyed these!
and thanks for checking out my hub
dags the drover profile image
dags the drover 3 years ago from still lost in Western Australia
Wow elisabeth.... great compliation. One of the great things about hubpages is that once stuff is there, its there. So I get to enjoy work today that you put up ages ago..... and its still great.
Thanks and Cheers. Dags the Drover
elisabethkcmo profile image
elisabethkcmo 3 years ago from Just East of Oz Hub Author
thanks for your comments, dags, guess I need to work on some more hubs...
Gill Harris profile image
Gill Harris 22 months ago from South Africa
So cool. Enjoyed this emmensely. Thanks.Voted up and all that.
Joey King 21 months ago
Yeah g8 minds,a g8 laugh
sailu 21 months ago
these are very beautiful quotes
sonu g 21 months ago
its criously awesome.............. nd tru ofcourse
Carma 20 months ago
I like the Mark Twain quote
ekta 20 months ago
nice thought...abt life....i liked so much@@
albi 20 months ago
cool..........still wondering about life???????????
Kari(not k@ri) 20 months ago
well done! I enjoyed it too!
03kx100! 19 months ago
do what you love...love what you do.
Michael 19 months ago
Wow elisabeth.... great compliation. One of the great things about hubpages is that once stuff is there, its there. So I get to enjoy work today that you put up ages ago..... and its still great.
Thanks and Cheers. Dags the Drover
paul 13 months ago
really teaches us some real lifes stuffs... it was fun as well as inspiring.. thnkz
binod 13 months ago
had a nice time.. liked it (y)
Robynne 12 months ago
As well as all the lessons we learn we realize what really matters and how much value things have right in front of us
hamed atayee 9 months ago
i loved the farting one... =D
lesliebyars profile image
lesliebyars 6 months ago from Alabama Level 4 Commenter
This is a great list!! I voted up and useful!!
nahida 22 3 months ago
this dystem is useful
thankxxxxxxxxx
Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
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