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Only the best of the best quotes make it here, and it's up to our visitors to decide which make it and which do not. This list is automatically sorted based on your votes, so please vote if you think a quote sucks or rocks! Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous Share 713 Dislike 4906 Like Photo, Stupid, Math They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous Share 579 Dislike 2849 Like Photo, Stupid, Love Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous Share 286 Dislike 1417 Like Marriage, Live, People The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous Share 900 Dislike 4303 Like Stupid, Tree A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous Share 208 Dislike 1044 Like Short Quotes, Photo, About Life When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous Share 175 Dislike 889 Like About Life I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous Share 200 Dislike 1005 Like Funny Moments, Time I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous Share 304 Dislike 1492 Like Photo, Funny Sayings, Know Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous Share 143 Dislike 738 Like Photo, Analogies, Love I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture. Savannah Highnote Share 204 Dislike 1018 Like Photo, About Life Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin Share 304 Dislike 1481 Like Photo, Questions When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous Share 202 Dislike 989 Like Stupid, Work, Know I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous Share 157 Dislike 784 Like Funny Moments, Know, People How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. Anonymous Share 104 Dislike 540 Like Photo, Wise, Never You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous Share 93 Dislike 488 Like Funny Sayings, Know A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous Share 181 Dislike 878 Like Stupid, Time Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous Share 119 Dislike 597 Like Marriage You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous Share 110 Dislike 554 Like Photo, Animals, Dog I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous Share 174 Dislike 829 Like Photo, Funny Sayings If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! - http://coolfunnyquotes.com
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Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
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Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
Cool Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids
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