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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

1710

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY

I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack

1710

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set

173

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda

112

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

Submitted by: Brandon B

162

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana

177

Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!

Submitted by: Ken Murray

375

A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.

Submitted by: K.R

308

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

338

Make love and not war

Or, find someone, marry them

And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

167

My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross

115

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz

248

Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.

134

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

- Bill Cosby

337

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

111

Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl

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When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed

123

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

- Groucho Marx

Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan

Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri

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Why all married men go to heaven?

Because they cannot be in hell twice.

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