Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpap: Funny Quotes About Friday Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids

Sunday 26 January 2014

Funny Quotes About Friday Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids

Funny Quotes About Friday Biography

Source (google.com.pk)

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. - Noel Coward

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. - Chuck Palahniuk

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. - John Shirley

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. - George Carlin

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. - Richard Nelson Bolles

Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland. On Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and on Friday he wanted to blow up the Pope. - Tony Palmer

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent. - Ann Diehl

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. - Richard Nelson Bolles

Fridays are not 'pants optional.' - Nancy Cartwright

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman

People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama. - Carmen Electra

Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night. - Jim Mitchell

A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. - Coach Lou Holtz

Worrying ain't a waste of time! If you never want things to happen, start worrying about them, success rate 90%! :P

Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)

Funny Quotes About Friday Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids

Funny Quotes About Friday Funny Quotes About Kids Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids